DIY Armpit Transplant Protocol

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Anonymous asked 6 years ago
I would like to try an armpit transplant with my brother. He is virtually odorless, I am quite stinky. We would like to try and see if we can do an armpit transplant, like the ones done in your research, on a DIY level. I have read some of your published papers, but have not found a detailed description of your "methods". From my understanding we need to deplete my axillary biome as much as possible, while simultaneously building his up, and then simply transfer his armpit sweat over to mine. I'm not sure if there is anything to be done afterward to help it stick. I was planning on washing with antibacterial soap and wiping with rubbing alcohol for 4 days while my brother sweats it up and doesn't shower. Then transferring with something like a sterile shoe-horn. Is there anyway you be willing to share your methods? I promise to share my anecdotal results.
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drarmpit answered 6 years ago
Hi Todd, we are in the process of publishing the results. In the meantime it would be a stupid idea to share non-peer-reviewed methods. Apologies to the wait here. Best, Chris